The tragic happenings of my past


Have you haven face near death? Well.. me did but not even 1 time but TWICE!!

== My 1st tragic ===
When I was primary 2 I have an road accident which a KNN SUPER BLACK BAGALAH ( maybe is muthu hmm..) rode on a bike with a extreme fast speed while I was trying to cross the road ( it was running) to the library to return my books and his bike bang straight to my head and landed 3m away from my original position( where i was BANG ><) ARGH!! I just wanted to return my books, why you STUPID BAGALAH DONT LET ME!!

All I can remember was that the motorbike came super fast and I kena bang then i bleed then cry hahass.. (still can laughed =P)

My mum was so terrified when she saw what happened as she was having a talk with her friends. And her friends' children are my friends then we decided to go to the library to return my books together. Maybe I missed the library too much or the books watever.. and ran across the road.

Was it my fault or that motorist? hmm.. hais.. IT THAT MOTORIST FAULT!! ROAR BANG TO A CUTE LITTLE BOY AND DIDNT EVEN SAID SORRY OR ANYTHING!! AND HE DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CALL THE AMBULANCE LO!! MY MUM CALLED INSTEAD THEN THE POLICE CAME AND SO WAS THE AMBULANCE.

I was interviewed by the police, asking my questions what happened then i told them (-in a dizzied way-) : " I saw saw.. that motor run very fast then i was acrossing the road then bang bang lo"

THEN THE BAGALAH SAID: I SAW THAT BOY RUN ACROSS THE ROAD AND I BRAKED! I BRAKED..

Fuck him la.. he kept saying he got braked.. braked also no use la.. YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!!

After the interview was carried to the ambulance. I was very very very very dizzy.. I was looking my mum in a circular way.. means my head turning round and round !! hahass.. then I vomited after 10mins of that jerky ride.

AND HOR!! I NEARLY LOST THE SENSE OF HEARING OF MY LEFT EAR, WHICH NEARLY DROPPED OUT ><

HAHASS... NEARLY SIA! THANKS TO THE DOCTOR AR.. STITCHED IT BACK ^^ ARIGATOGOSAKIMASU!!

==2nd Tragic==
It happened I was on the ride to Bedok.. I took a taxi cause I was late for a gathering dieat my grandma house.

I was listening my MP3, and it was raining heavily.. It was then I had the greatest impact at my bum in my whole life AM ENSURE!! That taxi was banged by a bus.. and that taxi's boot was full dent inside.. OMG!! I can die jus like a roti prata if the impact was greateR!! Luckily it was not.. hahass.. SAVED TWICE!!

hahasss.. too tired le la.. then i wrote the 2nd tragic's summary only..